How To Survive When Coughing Up Your Insides…

If your sick and violently coughing up your insides, then here’s a list of things you must do…

1) Hot sugar-less tea/garlic tea. (Any would do; either you take, your tongue will drop off.)

2) Chinese Oil. (The burning sensation will suck the pain right out.)

3) Contact a doctor of the name Dr C Cullen. (Pray he's a vegetarian.) 

4) Take, eat or drink what ever he says.

5) Let him take a blood sample for any tests. (Remember: Needles not necessary.)

If non of these things don’t work for you then hope a werewolf imprints on you or a vampire changes you!

Team Edward!!!! Team Jacob!!!!

Go Which Ever Team!!!! I Can’t Pick!!!!!

Justin Bieber Designed A Nail Polish Line?

The six-teen year old Baby singer designed a line of nail polish colours called the One Less Lonely Girl Collection. Don’t you think it’s a bit weird that a dude would have a nail polish line?

Colours include One Less Lonely Glitter (lavender), Prized Possession Purple (grape), Give Me The First Dance (silver), Me + Blue (dark blue), OMB! (bright red), and Step 2 the Beat of My Heart (heart-shaped glitter).

Poor guy I hope he knows how wrong it looks to have a nail polish line. I know some of my friend like him a lot and would die to have anything to do with. Never mind that he’s short. Apparently, when he was performing with Wizards Of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez, he ran back stage to ask her to take her shoes of because she would be taller than him when they were both on stage together. Ha ha, luckily Selena said no and that he’ll get taller. Which he did! But still how much funnier can this guy get?

Anyways, what do you think about Justin Bieber, one of the hottest teens in Hollywood, has a Nail Polish line?

Sesame Street classics

Daddy Dear from Sesame Street

The Alligator King

Telephone rock

Happy Father’s Day, Daddy!

 

That little song bird.

 

That little song bird,

up in the tree,

she flew down and she told me,

that you helped her to spread her wings

and dream.

 

That little song bird, nested on a rose,

as red as a rose could be,

and in all the never ending happiness,

along came a little rose bud.

But that little rose bud isn’t me.

 

That little rose bud bloomed and she blossomed.

But each time one of her petals fell,

she had no one to bring them back up again,

because she didn’t have you, because that little rose bud isn’t me.

 

The little song bird, from up in the tree,

sang to me that she couldn’t be more happy.

 

That little song bird, up in the tree,

flew down and told me.

That she couldn’t feel more safe,

happy or loved.

 

Because that little song bird, up in the tree …

      That little song bird, is me.

 

By:

Punks.

Holidays

I am on holidays at Southampton. Today I am visiting the beach.

Who Here Likes Justin Bieber?

I was on the Internet a few days ago and I ran into some Justin Bieber pictures and I thought he looked cute. And then, I found a picture of him. Look at this… not him, look at  what it says underneath…

Funny huh? Well…. what do you think? I think its cute.

I also found this video from when he broke his leg on stage… take a look…

Cast Away

Last week, my friend Shanice and I were In PE, playing b-ball (basketball). She kicked the ball which accidentally flew into my right hand/wrist.

Immediate Pain! I didn’t know I could see stars in the daylight! (^_~)

When I came home from from school, my mom took me to A&E. They did not know if my hand was broken but I still got a cast anyway. It’s painful and I have to be fed.

It’s a pain in a lot of ways since I can’t do much. I can’t wait for the cast away!