How To Survive When Coughing Up Your Insides…

If your sick and violently coughing up your insides, then here’s a list of things you must do…

1) Hot sugar-less tea/garlic tea. (Any would do; either you take, your tongue will drop off.)

2) Chinese Oil. (The burning sensation will suck the pain right out.)

3) Contact a doctor of the name Dr C Cullen. (Pray he's a vegetarian.) 

4) Take, eat or drink what ever he says.

5) Let him take a blood sample for any tests. (Remember: Needles not necessary.)

If non of these things don’t work for you then hope a werewolf imprints on you or a vampire changes you!

Team Edward!!!! Team Jacob!!!!

Go Which Ever Team!!!! I Can’t Pick!!!!!